chorley, je t'aime

a lady came into work today to complain about a pack of aero mint bubbles she had bought the day before.
"they tasted warm. the dvd was fine."
"oh.."
"you know when the chocolate isn't shiny?"
"mhmmm"
shut up and go home to your poor husband! she wasn't with her husband at the time but i could tell from the tone of her voice that she had one and this was the way she spoke to him too.


this town is turning me into a terrible person.

some things last a long time

hi there blog.

i'm going to try visit you more often this year, you and i need to work on our communication skills. sometimes the calm is worse than the storm. i think the storm is coming, but not quite soon enough. miranda july is making me happy today. i think i will go to bed now because it's almost 4am and if i stay right here in this little box the nonsensical sentences will keep on coming.